It is the placement session around in Universities. For those who have been placed, ab kya kahe ? Aap toh genius ho!

For those who are unemployed and doubtful of themselves – this one’s for you –

Awesomeness is defined by you – really ! Congratulations – there is time to you transcending into being a ‘salesman’. If you want to speed up the process… keep on reading 

In this world everything is buying and selling – the more available, sustainable, recruiter friendly, cheap and futuristic you are, more are the chances of you being recruited. So, My Samsungs, never say that your battery life sucks

To not know how to sell yourself is not a mistake– for selling, was never the part of the job description when God recruited us as human beings!

In an attempt to further catalyze the selling process, lets lift ourselves and try and have a bird’s eye view. This is something which many people can’t relate to. If you are one of them   – check this out- www.zoom_out_of_the_world_sit_on_a_cloud_and_watch_vidya_balan.com

I know this site doesn’t exist – but I am sure now you get it Indeed if we’ll see ourselves sitting on a cloud we’ll be nothing more than a vidya balan in our eyes– pure entertainment.

Looking down we will see,  people don’t know what they want to do, for those who do , they have surrendered themselves to the very fact of accepting what they could do best .For those who are the best at what they do , it gets encrypted into them that that is what they were supposed to do. They shun from the fact that they had the brains to excel at any idea which could sell itself to them early on, in their former years.

Sitting on the cloud, it is funny and rather stimulating to see yourself running behind things which everybody considers GOOD ,a  penguin running behind a disguised water heater.(In India , hasn’t it been always like that ?) It is a literal chaos from there, everybody wanting to get a thing ‘x’ and why? Oh it is good! Why? Ummm well it is sought after !! Really? Yes – See there is a face book status update! What? 32 lakhs? Duh.

Seriously ! So?!

Now, my dear penguin when you open the interview door obviously you will come out yourself –that is called natural reaction. You don’t get recruited because deep down you suddenly realize hey I am not a stupid fish – I can’t swim in Arabian waters! Why should I please this Panda mann! : P

You know Kolaveri has an awesome timing – it is shouting hard and loud for you to realize that in order to be an instant hit you just need to know you are right – for great artists might not have got themselves an audience in the Japanese.

All in all what appeals to everybody is to what an extent the other person sugar coats them with an efficient use of jargon to make them feel an alien, to catch their attention and then explain that Kolaveri is indeed rage.

Sooooo …Go out there – test those waters – if you again don’t get the job, who wants to stay on the equator?

And mind you, don’t lose hope… earth is ¾ water and there are innumerable types of Pandas or may I call them … Carloss’.

Enjoy!

P.s. –when you get the job, you’ll find this sick.

For the employed- you have just wasted your precious time – go get a legal cover or lifetime insurance on your wasteful and depreciating investments

- Juhi Bhatnagar (NIT Jaipur), One of the 4 entries chosen for being published on the blog in the January edition of article writing competition